Well here we are again.
So far the Eagles look pretty good. But where still in the 1st half.
I should keep a running blog but i am just going to make comments based upon what John Madden has said so far.
For the 1st 25 minutes here is a brief summery.
Tom Brady, blah blah blah, Brian Westbrook, Tom Brady, blah blah blah, Brian Westbrook, tom Brady..........
HOLY CRAP!, the Eagles are winning?
I gotta go outside and see if things are starting to freeze over. Who would have thought this? A.J. Feeley? Leading the Eagles over the past twards the end of the half?
Ellis Hobbs on his horse to the 46 yard line....
Are the Pats trying to make the game interesting? did the league call and ask them to keep it close for a half or so? Only thing i can imagine is the line in Vegas go so high the called and asked Bill if he could keeps the points down and screw the league. (I could actually see that happening. "Hey Bill this is Vegas. Could you keep the score close? Were taking a real beating because of you guys. I got a week in Japan with your name on it and 19 Kassia girls if you can do it?") Maybe not. Bill could be surrounded by 11 hookers and would only be thinking there in the wrong formation. (That's funny, True, and funny.)
1:49 left and the Pats are on the move.
Welker. This kid remind me of Wayne Crebet of the Jets. Tough, fast and not afraid of going over the middle. Let's just hope he does not get 900 concussions like Wayne did.
Wow Moss took a hit. The Eagles are for Real, at least in this 1st quarter. Gafney Td from Brady. Pats 24 Eagles 21.
Halftime.
During halftime lets discuss Gym edicate.
I singed up at a "real" gym. wwwclub24gyms.com
It's a real gym. Has weights, benches, and all the lifting equiptment you could ask for. The eye candy is also a bonus. although i try not to look too much. When i am lifting i do not like anyone looking at me, so i try and return the favor. But i had this one moron who must not have taken the class on what to do when lifting in the gym.
#1 - Do not walk in front of someone when they are lifting in front of a mirror. This is not being vane. When someone lifting or a bodybuilder is doing this this is so he can make sure he is keeping proper form. This moron must have walked in front of my about 10 times in a 25 minute stint.
#2 - If you water bottle is on a bench. The owner of the water bottle has territorial right on said bench. I PUT MY WATER BOTTLE ON THE BENCH THEN WALKED TO GET A COUPLE DUMBELLS. He put HIS water bottle next to mine on the bench. When i got back (which was less than 10 seconds) He looked at me and asked "Are you lifting here?"
F-ING DUHH???????
I took everything i could not to stuff a 70lb dumbbell up the assholes crack.
Good thing at that point i was pretty much finishing up.
Pissed me off to know end. By the time i walked up the stairs i was fuming and was just about speechless.
There has to be a lesson in this but i have no clue what it is at this point. Your comments are very welcome.
2nd Half just started.
Can not believe Brady just got sacked. This is the 1st time i have ever started running a blog during a game and i do not this was a good idea.
Nice kick by Hanson. do you think this will put him on the stat sheet now?
Hanson has so few kicks he is not eligible to be among the league leads in any category. Like when a rookie in baseball comes up during the 2nd half of a season and can not receive rookie of the year votes because he has not played enough games. Or the year Robinson Cano almost did not make the list for the batting title due to lack of at bats.
Feeley looks very good tonight. he may have earned himself a backup job for the next 5 years.
It's only been like 4 days since we had turkey day and i have seen nothing but Christmas and Payton Manning commercials on TV.
SPEAKING OF MANNING.................
What and egg Eli layed today in Giants stadium. 4 picks. 3 returned for touchdowns. And his brother was watching the game n the stadium. If i was Patton i would have been thinking the whole time "You know i could be shooting a commercial right now."
I CAN NOT BELIEVE MOSS DID NOT CATCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are the running the ball right now? Shouldn't we have thought of this in the 1st quarter?They have nothing in the running game and there still trying. I'll give Bill credit for trying something to shake things up but it is not working.
Long play to Welker. (that's more like it.)
Player down, Time out.
How do you know when you have ED? WOW Cealis cause all of those side effects? I get some all natural stuff at GNC that does not have any of these side effects and will let you pound nails with your pecker for 5 hours and all you get is a little dry mouth.
Missed field goal. Pats come away with no points. This is not as good sign. I have a bad feeling even though there playing at home. Why did they pick this week to look normal. Is Lawrence Taylor a "special assistant" for the Eagle and sent a hooker to all of the patriots rooms and asked them to "show em a good time all night" Like he did back when he was playing for the Giants?
I don't know about tonight. Either the Eagles are playing above there head or the Pats are having an off night. I think for New England the rest of the year every team the play will come in with a chip on there shoulder looking to knock them off. Either that or the 72 Dolphin will be putting out a bounty for Tom Brady's head. (Schula is a dick. F him and his 72 dolphins.)
They just showed a shot of the pats bench and they do not look interested in the game. Before they even played the had already clinched the division. Something bug has to happen on the offensive side of the ball or they could let this game get away from them. For the Eagles this is the biggest game of there year. Kinda weird. Almost to the 4th quarter. Lets hop when the get the ball back they turn it up a knotch.
Gonna sign off and finish watching the game.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Dave
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Late nigh staurday
Flipping the channels and what do see?????
Kansas getting there ass kicked by Mizzou?
It's not even Christmas yet. Holy crap! I know it's olny half time but things do not look good. I'm glad i did not spend the afternoon looking at the Uconn game. What a disaster. 68 to 21? Uconn was (WAS) ranked in the top 20. With everything we have seen this year you would think we would have known by now. no team is safe.
Unless you the New England Patriots you are not guaranteed a win, which brings me to,
I am almost glad i have not been able to post for 11 weeks.
Being located in Connecticut you get a different prospective on sport in new england. Stuck between Boston and New York you get to see both sides of every story. BUT,
What Brady and company are doing to the rest of the league is ridiculous. I know i did not post on spygate story but i had my opinion. Everyone (especially Bill Simons) think the PATS are running up the score. WELL DUH!
What did you expoct? Them to lay down this year and let the league roll over them as an "I;m Sorry" jesture? Not with the hood master at the helm.
Now with the flex schedule that the NFL has put into play you can expect to see new england evey sunday night for the rest of the year.
Brady - having the season of the ages.
Moss - THE MOST DOMINATE RECEIVER IN THE NLF PERIOD.
The defence if giving up something like 17 points a game and scoring and AVERAGE of 41.9
I still remember when the pats signed Randy. Every one outside of new england said we were dead. Everyone in new england was hunting for Superbowl air fair. That's awesome. This is the exact opposite of the Yankee's signing Clemens this year. Randy was a breath of fresh air. Roger spelled like Ben Gay.
It's 10:17 pm and Missouri is killing Kansas State. I love watching games with Brent Musberger. No BS he just tells you wha is going on. "2nd an 4 with 9:13 remaining and Kansas HS to get something going or Mizzou will roll over them." See straight and to the point.....
It's a great time to like in New England.
There is so much going on. Red Sx as world series chanps. New England Rolling over everyone. Celtics at 10 and 1. The bruins still at .500, Boston collage taking the east, uconn girls rolling over everyone in the virgin island classic.
All and all it's a good start to the end of December.
(9:26 and Kansas just scored.)
For the last 10 weeks i have been bouncing at a strip club.
Not as exiting as it would sound. But it has been fun. Especially as a recovering alcholic. watching some of these dude's come in there4 just wasted has is just off the wall funny when you are looking at it from my perspective. I'll see if i can get a picture but i doubt it. After all i am the security.
Best part about it is taking the guys out on there ass. I am not a huge guy (5ft 10" and 240lb) but i can handle my own. Watching someone come in the door and size me up i immediately know what i am in for if they do something stupid. I'll have to take them out and in there intoxicated state they think they can take me.
One important lesson you should lean. Alchol slows your reaction time. ALOT. By the time they are figuring out that happened i have them at there car finger printing there face on the hood of there car. (that has to be the best part.)
I am still learning the new computor so the more i play aqround with it the better i will be with it. So that means i will be posting every day.
See ya tomorrow.
Dave
Kansas getting there ass kicked by Mizzou?
It's not even Christmas yet. Holy crap! I know it's olny half time but things do not look good. I'm glad i did not spend the afternoon looking at the Uconn game. What a disaster. 68 to 21? Uconn was (WAS) ranked in the top 20. With everything we have seen this year you would think we would have known by now. no team is safe.
Unless you the New England Patriots you are not guaranteed a win, which brings me to,
I am almost glad i have not been able to post for 11 weeks.
Being located in Connecticut you get a different prospective on sport in new england. Stuck between Boston and New York you get to see both sides of every story. BUT,
What Brady and company are doing to the rest of the league is ridiculous. I know i did not post on spygate story but i had my opinion. Everyone (especially Bill Simons) think the PATS are running up the score. WELL DUH!
What did you expoct? Them to lay down this year and let the league roll over them as an "I;m Sorry" jesture? Not with the hood master at the helm.
Now with the flex schedule that the NFL has put into play you can expect to see new england evey sunday night for the rest of the year.
Brady - having the season of the ages.
Moss - THE MOST DOMINATE RECEIVER IN THE NLF PERIOD.
The defence if giving up something like 17 points a game and scoring and AVERAGE of 41.9
I still remember when the pats signed Randy. Every one outside of new england said we were dead. Everyone in new england was hunting for Superbowl air fair. That's awesome. This is the exact opposite of the Yankee's signing Clemens this year. Randy was a breath of fresh air. Roger spelled like Ben Gay.
It's 10:17 pm and Missouri is killing Kansas State. I love watching games with Brent Musberger. No BS he just tells you wha is going on. "2nd an 4 with 9:13 remaining and Kansas HS to get something going or Mizzou will roll over them." See straight and to the point.....
It's a great time to like in New England.
There is so much going on. Red Sx as world series chanps. New England Rolling over everyone. Celtics at 10 and 1. The bruins still at .500, Boston collage taking the east, uconn girls rolling over everyone in the virgin island classic.
All and all it's a good start to the end of December.
(9:26 and Kansas just scored.)
For the last 10 weeks i have been bouncing at a strip club.
Not as exiting as it would sound. But it has been fun. Especially as a recovering alcholic. watching some of these dude's come in there4 just wasted has is just off the wall funny when you are looking at it from my perspective. I'll see if i can get a picture but i doubt it. After all i am the security.
Best part about it is taking the guys out on there ass. I am not a huge guy (5ft 10" and 240lb) but i can handle my own. Watching someone come in the door and size me up i immediately know what i am in for if they do something stupid. I'll have to take them out and in there intoxicated state they think they can take me.
One important lesson you should lean. Alchol slows your reaction time. ALOT. By the time they are figuring out that happened i have them at there car finger printing there face on the hood of there car. (that has to be the best part.)
I am still learning the new computor so the more i play aqround with it the better i will be with it. So that means i will be posting every day.
See ya tomorrow.
Dave
I know i have said this before
But i am back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got my new labtop last night. I will be posting between 10 and 11pm every night i am not working.
Uconn is on tv right now getting blown out by west virginia. I'm gonna get the hell out of the here for a little while and have some fun.
See ya all some time tomorrow.
David
Just got my new labtop last night. I will be posting between 10 and 11pm every night i am not working.
Uconn is on tv right now getting blown out by west virginia. I'm gonna get the hell out of the here for a little while and have some fun.
See ya all some time tomorrow.
David
Monday, September 10, 2007
I'm Back
OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS
I have been disgusted with what is going on in the sports world.
RICK ANKIEL
From the Cardnials was linked to HGH. this is/was/should be THE FEEL GOOD STORY. But since the story has come out there has been a hish, hish on the situation. was he rehabing an injury and was prescribed HGH? We may never know the way the story seems to have gottne sweeped under the rug. I was (and still am) routing for this kid. To go from a pitcher at an outfielder with descent power is an amazing story in itself (Roy Hobbs-esk). Let's hope the istutaion resolves itself and Rick was found to be under a doctors (a real one) supervision.
Mike Vick
WOW. Talk about a fall from grace. One the poster boy for the NFL now a poster boy for Cell block B. This goes back to the point i have made over and over again. Smart people with money make (most of the time) smart decisions. Mike has always seemed to me to be a bit of a thug. Atleast with Pacman you KNEW what you were getting. With Mike it was a Jeckall and Hyde. One day he is pushing Nike adds saying "Impossible is nothing" Next week he is giving his own fans the finger for booing him. You make 13 million a year on a national stage fans have the right to boo you. (Just ask Barry Bonds.)
Steriods.
I make alot of jokes on this site about my dealer and me taking roids. truth is i do not. I got big by eating (sort of) right and going to the gym 6 days a week. Now most sports fans know there is steriods in sports butnot too many give a crap while the athlete in question is still performong at there highest level. Soon as they fall from grace the fans and the sports writers are all over them. (Just ask Big Mac. and Sosa.) Now a days fans are shocked when the learn there favorite player or an up and coming player is linked to PED's.
I love bodybuilding. I will never be as good or as big as Jay Cutler ot Ronnie Coleman. Everyone assumes there on steriods. Well , the probley are, but, there probley on steriods that will not be avalioable to the rest of the world for another 2-3 years. That's why they always test clean.\
And I could be wrong.
What if most and/or all of today bodybuilders are not taking roids? What if threw companies like muscletek and zience we are making advance for the human body that can make a 5ft 10in man 265lb of ripped muscle? Possible? YES. Look at the things we take for granted today?
Turn by turn direction, cell phones, wireless internet, BLOGGS?
None of this was even concieved of 15 years ago. Why not a better body threw chemistery and hard work? And it is hard work. most of these guys eat 10 times a day and work out up to 4-6 hours a day. You want to lift in the gym for 6 hours a day 6 days a week? (Didn't think so).
I will be posting evey day from now on.
Hopefully nothing else breaks.
Back tomorrow.
DJD
I have been disgusted with what is going on in the sports world.
RICK ANKIEL
From the Cardnials was linked to HGH. this is/was/should be THE FEEL GOOD STORY. But since the story has come out there has been a hish, hish on the situation. was he rehabing an injury and was prescribed HGH? We may never know the way the story seems to have gottne sweeped under the rug. I was (and still am) routing for this kid. To go from a pitcher at an outfielder with descent power is an amazing story in itself (Roy Hobbs-esk). Let's hope the istutaion resolves itself and Rick was found to be under a doctors (a real one) supervision.
Mike Vick
WOW. Talk about a fall from grace. One the poster boy for the NFL now a poster boy for Cell block B. This goes back to the point i have made over and over again. Smart people with money make (most of the time) smart decisions. Mike has always seemed to me to be a bit of a thug. Atleast with Pacman you KNEW what you were getting. With Mike it was a Jeckall and Hyde. One day he is pushing Nike adds saying "Impossible is nothing" Next week he is giving his own fans the finger for booing him. You make 13 million a year on a national stage fans have the right to boo you. (Just ask Barry Bonds.)
Steriods.
I make alot of jokes on this site about my dealer and me taking roids. truth is i do not. I got big by eating (sort of) right and going to the gym 6 days a week. Now most sports fans know there is steriods in sports butnot too many give a crap while the athlete in question is still performong at there highest level. Soon as they fall from grace the fans and the sports writers are all over them. (Just ask Big Mac. and Sosa.) Now a days fans are shocked when the learn there favorite player or an up and coming player is linked to PED's.
I love bodybuilding. I will never be as good or as big as Jay Cutler ot Ronnie Coleman. Everyone assumes there on steriods. Well , the probley are, but, there probley on steriods that will not be avalioable to the rest of the world for another 2-3 years. That's why they always test clean.\
And I could be wrong.
What if most and/or all of today bodybuilders are not taking roids? What if threw companies like muscletek and zience we are making advance for the human body that can make a 5ft 10in man 265lb of ripped muscle? Possible? YES. Look at the things we take for granted today?
Turn by turn direction, cell phones, wireless internet, BLOGGS?
None of this was even concieved of 15 years ago. Why not a better body threw chemistery and hard work? And it is hard work. most of these guys eat 10 times a day and work out up to 4-6 hours a day. You want to lift in the gym for 6 hours a day 6 days a week? (Didn't think so).
I will be posting evey day from now on.
Hopefully nothing else breaks.
Back tomorrow.
DJD
Monday, August 13, 2007
Nothing but Nascar
NASCAR
With my computer at home in the shitter and having to post at lunch not sure how i am going to work this but today is nothing but NASCAR.
Jeff Gordon
F'd me big time. Maybe i will change my view in a day or so but for right now i should just bend over, spread my checks and lube up. I had him this week in my pool. TWO LAMPS TO GO AND HE SPINS OUT AND FINISHED 9TH. WTF!? Good thing the TV i was watching at the time was not mine. MF'er cost me 42 points in the long run. Ya, he finished in the top 10 but he could have scored the first 200 point race of the season. Pissed was not the word. (I quit smoking this weekend on Friday, Made it all the way until Sunday at 5:45pm. Gordon spins, Smoke wins, Dave gets pissed, runs to the store buys a pack of smokes for 6 bucks. I need to quit gambling, And smoking, AGAIN.) My F'ing ass is still sore this morning.
Smoke keeps Rolling
(I love that line.)
3rd win in 4 races. If anyone had momentum on there side rolling into the chase it's Smoke. If he loosed 15lb's he could have shaved .003 seconds off his time. I the last 4 weeks Tony has done nothing but shut his mouth and drive (good choice.) Not sure if Mr. Gibbs said anything to him or not but all of his and Zippy's interview have been yes and no answers.
Speaking of shutting his mouth
Dale (from what i have read) did not say much after the DNF for the blown engine. Tony JR. on the other hand may have opened his mouth alittle too wide. I saw the post race interview on ESPN and Tony said something like "If we make the chase, We make the chase. If we don't, We don't. (pretty sure that's about his exact wording of the situation.) I know Tony's gonna be out of a job and all at the end of the year and all but come on......
Have we given up? Your only 13th in the points. It's not an insurmountable defecate to make up.
Can we get off the pity pot and put your foot to the floor and maybe start you interview process for your job next year?
Enough of that.
Let's get on to the fun parts of the race.
NASCAR.COM's HEADLINE WAS......................
Montoya and Harvick almost come to blows.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That was a half a bitch fight, AT BEST. Neither took of there helmet, Hans, or Gloves. I watched the "fight" or altercation if you will, and they were three open hand shots way from being call Juanitta and Kirstie.
They did not remove there helmets. almost none of these guys are perty to begin with but WTF. Kevins the biggest pussy this side of the mississippi (his wife got custody of his balls on there wedding day) no way he was throwing his helmet off. Juan, on the other hand, atleast he pushed Kevin a tad. I thought that he had gotten the better of the "fight" until i saw hos post race interview. What was he wearing on his face? Did he borrow a pair of sunglasses from Paris Hilton? If some of the other drivers like this kid the'll take him to the NASCAR store and buy him a real pair of shades. Holy Crap, Looked like he had stepped out of a fucking fashion mag. Then he went on a Paris Hilton rampage. Here is a couple of quotes.
"I no like what he said to me"
"He was no nice in hes words to me"
"I respect him no more."
He sound like SLEPPY GONZOLES.
"see serior~ Da cheese, She s in da fridge." Zzzzzzzz.......
(I't's almost 1 o'clack. I gotta wrap this up)
MY LAST SU?GGESTION TO NASCAR.
Fill the infield with water on the road courses, or atleast mud.
Like when Denny Or Carl went into the grass, would that have been sooo much better if it had been water and mudd instead or grass and gravel?
(and a side bar. On the road races can we get Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan from the UFC to announce those? Those of you who watch the UFC will get the joke. Those who did not, tune into spike tv thursday night after 10pm.)
More tomorrow.
DJD
With my computer at home in the shitter and having to post at lunch not sure how i am going to work this but today is nothing but NASCAR.
Jeff Gordon
F'd me big time. Maybe i will change my view in a day or so but for right now i should just bend over, spread my checks and lube up. I had him this week in my pool. TWO LAMPS TO GO AND HE SPINS OUT AND FINISHED 9TH. WTF!? Good thing the TV i was watching at the time was not mine. MF'er cost me 42 points in the long run. Ya, he finished in the top 10 but he could have scored the first 200 point race of the season. Pissed was not the word. (I quit smoking this weekend on Friday, Made it all the way until Sunday at 5:45pm. Gordon spins, Smoke wins, Dave gets pissed, runs to the store buys a pack of smokes for 6 bucks. I need to quit gambling, And smoking, AGAIN.) My F'ing ass is still sore this morning.
Smoke keeps Rolling
(I love that line.)
3rd win in 4 races. If anyone had momentum on there side rolling into the chase it's Smoke. If he loosed 15lb's he could have shaved .003 seconds off his time. I the last 4 weeks Tony has done nothing but shut his mouth and drive (good choice.) Not sure if Mr. Gibbs said anything to him or not but all of his and Zippy's interview have been yes and no answers.
Speaking of shutting his mouth
Dale (from what i have read) did not say much after the DNF for the blown engine. Tony JR. on the other hand may have opened his mouth alittle too wide. I saw the post race interview on ESPN and Tony said something like "If we make the chase, We make the chase. If we don't, We don't. (pretty sure that's about his exact wording of the situation.) I know Tony's gonna be out of a job and all at the end of the year and all but come on......
Have we given up? Your only 13th in the points. It's not an insurmountable defecate to make up.
Can we get off the pity pot and put your foot to the floor and maybe start you interview process for your job next year?
Enough of that.
Let's get on to the fun parts of the race.
NASCAR.COM's HEADLINE WAS......................
Montoya and Harvick almost come to blows.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That was a half a bitch fight, AT BEST. Neither took of there helmet, Hans, or Gloves. I watched the "fight" or altercation if you will, and they were three open hand shots way from being call Juanitta and Kirstie.
They did not remove there helmets. almost none of these guys are perty to begin with but WTF. Kevins the biggest pussy this side of the mississippi (his wife got custody of his balls on there wedding day) no way he was throwing his helmet off. Juan, on the other hand, atleast he pushed Kevin a tad. I thought that he had gotten the better of the "fight" until i saw hos post race interview. What was he wearing on his face? Did he borrow a pair of sunglasses from Paris Hilton? If some of the other drivers like this kid the'll take him to the NASCAR store and buy him a real pair of shades. Holy Crap, Looked like he had stepped out of a fucking fashion mag. Then he went on a Paris Hilton rampage. Here is a couple of quotes.
"I no like what he said to me"
"He was no nice in hes words to me"
"I respect him no more."
He sound like SLEPPY GONZOLES.
"see serior~ Da cheese, She s in da fridge." Zzzzzzzz.......
(I't's almost 1 o'clack. I gotta wrap this up)
MY LAST SU?GGESTION TO NASCAR.
Fill the infield with water on the road courses, or atleast mud.
Like when Denny Or Carl went into the grass, would that have been sooo much better if it had been water and mudd instead or grass and gravel?
(and a side bar. On the road races can we get Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan from the UFC to announce those? Those of you who watch the UFC will get the joke. Those who did not, tune into spike tv thursday night after 10pm.)
More tomorrow.
DJD
Friday, August 03, 2007
RANDON DAY
I have been busy all week and have not had a minute to post. I will be all over the place today.
PARIS KISSES KAHNE
I am so sick of reading about this dumb bitch every time i click on the net or watch the news. Now there was a story on yahoo sports saying she was seen kissing Kasey Kahne. (cheek kiss and she also said he's hot). Can we use Paris as a f-ing speed bump? I am so sick of seeing here even the old porn takes are no longer interesting.
ALL I WANT THIS WEEKEND IS A HOME RUN
By Barry and A-rod. all this breaking into games to watch them hit is killing me. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion the way these guys are hitting. Conbined for there last 20 or so at bats there hitting something like .125. ZERO HOME RUNS! I just wish who ever is on the mound wants to be the answer to a trivia question. Toss the the balls underhand and lets get this over with.
A-ROD HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
During there 16-4 schilacking of the white socks. Ozzy got tossed, rocket lasted what an inning and a 3rd? Balls were flying out of the park and A-rod could not join the fun.
HOW MANY TIMES DID HE HEAR THIS AS HE CAME TO BAT?
"Your turn A-ROD!"
REJECTED !
CULPEPPER SINGS WITH THE RAIDERS
He's 30. In the league for 8 years (so he's washed up) 6ft 4in 265lb. You get him arrested and he's the perfect fit for the Raiders.
GAGNE TO THE SOX
Smart on his part. Sox are a contenter this year, This is the best chance of him going deep in the playoffs. Good protection for Paps as the closer. And it may give the Japanese guy a rest.
Dye to the redsox would have closed the deal and you could have almost handed the Sox the WS championship baring a titanic meltdown.
Atlanta. THE winner of the trade deadline. The gave Bobby Cox a "Win right now" Team. Pensil in Atlanta deep into September.
Yankee's - Got squat. They traded Proctor (mid 90 fast ball and a work horse) for Wilson Betemit (who?). 26yr old infielder who can play 2nd, short and 3rd but is inconstant at all three.
Padre's -
got and outfielder (Mackowaik) 3rd baseman (Ensberg) and bull pen help (Ledezma). This should be enough to get them back on track, but judging by the "fight" they had the other day i am not sure.
Other than that, Nothing. the deadline came and went and the only two teams that made any kind of sifnigant noise were the sox and braves. Vages has 10-1 and 16-1 odds of both teams making it to the series. (can we parlay that?)
BOSTON, BOSTON, BOSTON
Please come to Boston for the spring, she said NO, You come home to me.
Over the last week it almost seams like home coming. I was wriong about the Celtics singing Allen. Allen and Paul Peirce and no good together, BUT, Throw KG in the mox and you have a perfect "BIG 3". Baring injuries, I expect them to make it deep into the playoff series. This is also your "Win Now" team situation. These guys will only stay together for about 3-4 years tops. KG will be 34-35 and at the end of his career, Peirce will be hitting 32 or so and starting to tail. Allen will be 35-36 and still active for a point guard but his defence will be half of what it once was. If boston does not have, or at least appeared in a championship series this will not have been worth it.
(Now someone please tell the Briuns to follow suite?)
CFB, Collage football
I know the coaches pole should be out any time now. I would guess USC should be at the top of the heap, but........
I would like to throw in LSU and Rutgers (yes Rutgers.)
LSU because it is there 1st "real" seson back.
Rutgers, yup. After last years run he should have a solid freshman class.
My other must-watch team is Boise State. After last years bowl game, no one will ever forget that team or team name.
Michelle Pfeiffer
Is back and sexier than ever. I say the previews for stardust and she looks HHHhhhhhOOOOOoooooTTTTTTttttttt..........
In the words of Homer Simpson. Hmmmmm... Pfei-ffer.....
I love this chick. Something about her that gets me.
And now at 48 (I think) she is still one of the hottest chick in Hollywood.
Which brings me to....
I am soo glad i am growing up in the age where age is getting expanded. Lemme explain....
70 is the new 50, 60 is the new 40, 50 is the new 30, 40 is the new 20, ect, ect.
Being 36 (and still looking good) I could not be happier.
Gotta run.
More monday. (maybe)
DJD
PARIS KISSES KAHNE
I am so sick of reading about this dumb bitch every time i click on the net or watch the news. Now there was a story on yahoo sports saying she was seen kissing Kasey Kahne. (cheek kiss and she also said he's hot). Can we use Paris as a f-ing speed bump? I am so sick of seeing here even the old porn takes are no longer interesting.
ALL I WANT THIS WEEKEND IS A HOME RUN
By Barry and A-rod. all this breaking into games to watch them hit is killing me. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion the way these guys are hitting. Conbined for there last 20 or so at bats there hitting something like .125. ZERO HOME RUNS! I just wish who ever is on the mound wants to be the answer to a trivia question. Toss the the balls underhand and lets get this over with.
A-ROD HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
During there 16-4 schilacking of the white socks. Ozzy got tossed, rocket lasted what an inning and a 3rd? Balls were flying out of the park and A-rod could not join the fun.
HOW MANY TIMES DID HE HEAR THIS AS HE CAME TO BAT?
"Your turn A-ROD!"
REJECTED !
CULPEPPER SINGS WITH THE RAIDERS
He's 30. In the league for 8 years (so he's washed up) 6ft 4in 265lb. You get him arrested and he's the perfect fit for the Raiders.
GAGNE TO THE SOX
Smart on his part. Sox are a contenter this year, This is the best chance of him going deep in the playoffs. Good protection for Paps as the closer. And it may give the Japanese guy a rest.
Dye to the redsox would have closed the deal and you could have almost handed the Sox the WS championship baring a titanic meltdown.
Atlanta. THE winner of the trade deadline. The gave Bobby Cox a "Win right now" Team. Pensil in Atlanta deep into September.
Yankee's - Got squat. They traded Proctor (mid 90 fast ball and a work horse) for Wilson Betemit (who?). 26yr old infielder who can play 2nd, short and 3rd but is inconstant at all three.
Padre's -
got and outfielder (Mackowaik) 3rd baseman (Ensberg) and bull pen help (Ledezma). This should be enough to get them back on track, but judging by the "fight" they had the other day i am not sure.
Other than that, Nothing. the deadline came and went and the only two teams that made any kind of sifnigant noise were the sox and braves. Vages has 10-1 and 16-1 odds of both teams making it to the series. (can we parlay that?)
BOSTON, BOSTON, BOSTON
Please come to Boston for the spring, she said NO, You come home to me.
Over the last week it almost seams like home coming. I was wriong about the Celtics singing Allen. Allen and Paul Peirce and no good together, BUT, Throw KG in the mox and you have a perfect "BIG 3". Baring injuries, I expect them to make it deep into the playoff series. This is also your "Win Now" team situation. These guys will only stay together for about 3-4 years tops. KG will be 34-35 and at the end of his career, Peirce will be hitting 32 or so and starting to tail. Allen will be 35-36 and still active for a point guard but his defence will be half of what it once was. If boston does not have, or at least appeared in a championship series this will not have been worth it.
(Now someone please tell the Briuns to follow suite?)
CFB, Collage football
I know the coaches pole should be out any time now. I would guess USC should be at the top of the heap, but........
I would like to throw in LSU and Rutgers (yes Rutgers.)
LSU because it is there 1st "real" seson back.
Rutgers, yup. After last years run he should have a solid freshman class.
My other must-watch team is Boise State. After last years bowl game, no one will ever forget that team or team name.
Michelle Pfeiffer
Is back and sexier than ever. I say the previews for stardust and she looks HHHhhhhhOOOOOoooooTTTTTTttttttt..........
In the words of Homer Simpson. Hmmmmm... Pfei-ffer.....
I love this chick. Something about her that gets me.
And now at 48 (I think) she is still one of the hottest chick in Hollywood.
Which brings me to....
I am soo glad i am growing up in the age where age is getting expanded. Lemme explain....
70 is the new 50, 60 is the new 40, 50 is the new 30, 40 is the new 20, ect, ect.
Being 36 (and still looking good) I could not be happier.
Gotta run.
More monday. (maybe)
DJD
Monday, July 30, 2007
I was wondering aloud this weekend
And this is what came up.
I wonder what Cal Ripken and Tony Gwynn really think....
About the state of baseball. Steroids, Bonds, The Comish, 500 homer mark droping like flies in a bond fire (camping reference #1). Cal and Tony played a combined 41 years and barely make the 500 mark combined. Cal was a spotty power hitter with flashes of brilliance. Tony was the ROCK of the Padres. 3 Batting titles.
Sure tony had a little controversy after he retired about his extra marital affairs, and everyone gave Cal some grief about "playing while hurt" but you never head of them "juicing". (There a joke in there about Tony , I just can not bring myself to write it down).
WWBBD
What will Barry Bonds do...
After he hits 756? (He's stuck on 754) I hope he ties (or breaks) the record in L.A. Will he flip off the crowd? Will he flip off Bud? Will syringes fly down from the rafters? Will he not give a crap (yup)? Or does he sit and try it again on the next home stand.
Can we shorten Teixeira to TEX?
Just came across the wire that Tex will be in Atlanta before long. In exchange for Jarrod Saltalamacchia and reliever Ron Mahay (Mayday Malone?) Between Tex and Salt who need to shorten there name more? Mark will be a good pickup for Atlanta. No one will want to face there line up in post season. The Mets better move on someone or there gonna get smoked as Atlanta is passing by.
WICZT
What is Carlos Zambrano thinking then his batting average is .291 and opponents are hitting .221 agents him. That's a 70 point swing. Imagine you a hitter who goes 1-4 that day agents him, or worse 0-4. Then you look across at ZPAK and see his line.
3-4 (hitting) 8IP, 9K, 0BB, 14th win on the season.\
Has he just rocketed past the field for front runner in the CY Young? (YES!)
Tour-de-Steriods.
Bad news - No one cares that that Alberto Contador became the youngest champion in a decade. No one cares he rode for the discovery channel. No one cares he only won by a margin of 23 seconds. No one cares that Alberto (just two years ago) had his brain operated on. No one cares he also won the white jersey that is given to the best your rider, voted on by the entire field.
Good news - My dealer is flying back tonight.
HSIMV
How screwed in Mike Vick?
Tony Taylor has pleaded guilty and agreed to testify for the state.
(sniff, sniff)
You smell that?
(sniff, sniff)
Like a combination of sneakers and jersey's being throw on a fire (camping reference #2)
(sniff, sniff)
Smells like.....
(sniff, sniff)
Michael Vick's career going up in smoke.
The way i look at things right now, he would have been better off getting cough with drugs, a hooker or both. Nothing will ever bring his career back. For all intensive porpoises you can call him Mike Titanic.
SOMFP
Speaking of moron football players...
Pacman's got a new gig. TNA villain. Good fit.
On to the weekend.
We camped with the nephews this weekend and i realized why i have not had children. (other than being male)
#1 - The pout constantly.
#2 - They wake up at 6:30am ON A SUNDAY.
I am not a morning person. At my best i am ready at 8ish on Saturday or Sunday after a cup of coffee and a glass of muscle milk. (http://www.musclemilk.com/ for those of you wondering). 1st thing out of there mouth is "Uncle Dave, When we going to the pool?". Now I'm a bit of a smart ass to begin with and some of the responses coming out of my brain are just not right. But i was good. I told them that we would go when i got back from the gym.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
They wanted to go right then. I just spent the last of the night hours with them in the pool and watching the Fantastic 4 before bed. Then after i did not respond they started bombarding me with questions.
We gonna go to the pool when?
Are we going fishing?
When is lunch?
Can we catch bullfrogs?
Can i watch a movie?
I left.
I went to the gym. For 2 and a half hours. And worked out. Intensely. Like a maniac. I'm paying for it this morning. I hurt, alot.
between the pool with the kids, the gym, the 8 smores bars i ate while sitting by the fire, and the mountain bike ride i took in the rain (thunder and lightening) I am struggling.
Where am i going with this?
#1 - For those of you who have kids, God Bless You.
#2 - for those of you who do not have kids, If you get your nephews or who ever for the weekend and you have one like mine, remember this.
Feed them Jolt and Chocolate before there parents pick them up.
DJD
I wonder what Cal Ripken and Tony Gwynn really think....
About the state of baseball. Steroids, Bonds, The Comish, 500 homer mark droping like flies in a bond fire (camping reference #1). Cal and Tony played a combined 41 years and barely make the 500 mark combined. Cal was a spotty power hitter with flashes of brilliance. Tony was the ROCK of the Padres. 3 Batting titles.
Sure tony had a little controversy after he retired about his extra marital affairs, and everyone gave Cal some grief about "playing while hurt" but you never head of them "juicing". (There a joke in there about Tony , I just can not bring myself to write it down).
WWBBD
What will Barry Bonds do...
After he hits 756? (He's stuck on 754) I hope he ties (or breaks) the record in L.A. Will he flip off the crowd? Will he flip off Bud? Will syringes fly down from the rafters? Will he not give a crap (yup)? Or does he sit and try it again on the next home stand.
Can we shorten Teixeira to TEX?
Just came across the wire that Tex will be in Atlanta before long. In exchange for Jarrod Saltalamacchia and reliever Ron Mahay (Mayday Malone?) Between Tex and Salt who need to shorten there name more? Mark will be a good pickup for Atlanta. No one will want to face there line up in post season. The Mets better move on someone or there gonna get smoked as Atlanta is passing by.
WICZT
What is Carlos Zambrano thinking then his batting average is .291 and opponents are hitting .221 agents him. That's a 70 point swing. Imagine you a hitter who goes 1-4 that day agents him, or worse 0-4. Then you look across at ZPAK and see his line.
3-4 (hitting) 8IP, 9K, 0BB, 14th win on the season.\
Has he just rocketed past the field for front runner in the CY Young? (YES!)
Tour-de-Steriods.
Bad news - No one cares that that Alberto Contador became the youngest champion in a decade. No one cares he rode for the discovery channel. No one cares he only won by a margin of 23 seconds. No one cares that Alberto (just two years ago) had his brain operated on. No one cares he also won the white jersey that is given to the best your rider, voted on by the entire field.
Good news - My dealer is flying back tonight.
HSIMV
How screwed in Mike Vick?
Tony Taylor has pleaded guilty and agreed to testify for the state.
(sniff, sniff)
You smell that?
(sniff, sniff)
Like a combination of sneakers and jersey's being throw on a fire (camping reference #2)
(sniff, sniff)
Smells like.....
(sniff, sniff)
Michael Vick's career going up in smoke.
The way i look at things right now, he would have been better off getting cough with drugs, a hooker or both. Nothing will ever bring his career back. For all intensive porpoises you can call him Mike Titanic.
SOMFP
Speaking of moron football players...
Pacman's got a new gig. TNA villain. Good fit.
On to the weekend.
We camped with the nephews this weekend and i realized why i have not had children. (other than being male)
#1 - The pout constantly.
#2 - They wake up at 6:30am ON A SUNDAY.
I am not a morning person. At my best i am ready at 8ish on Saturday or Sunday after a cup of coffee and a glass of muscle milk. (http://www.musclemilk.com/ for those of you wondering). 1st thing out of there mouth is "Uncle Dave, When we going to the pool?". Now I'm a bit of a smart ass to begin with and some of the responses coming out of my brain are just not right. But i was good. I told them that we would go when i got back from the gym.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
They wanted to go right then. I just spent the last of the night hours with them in the pool and watching the Fantastic 4 before bed. Then after i did not respond they started bombarding me with questions.
We gonna go to the pool when?
Are we going fishing?
When is lunch?
Can we catch bullfrogs?
Can i watch a movie?
I left.
I went to the gym. For 2 and a half hours. And worked out. Intensely. Like a maniac. I'm paying for it this morning. I hurt, alot.
between the pool with the kids, the gym, the 8 smores bars i ate while sitting by the fire, and the mountain bike ride i took in the rain (thunder and lightening) I am struggling.
Where am i going with this?
#1 - For those of you who have kids, God Bless You.
#2 - for those of you who do not have kids, If you get your nephews or who ever for the weekend and you have one like mine, remember this.
Feed them Jolt and Chocolate before there parents pick them up.
DJD
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