T.V. Sucks

I do not watch alot of T.V. I am basically resigned to watching sports and "HERO"S". Alittle ultimate fighting and an occasional espisode of Bull Run. My problem with t.v. is everytime you turn around your seeing the same shit over and over again.
C.S.I. has what? 4 of them? Miami, Vegas, NYC and the military one with the teacher from the
"summer school" movie.
We have a ton of hospital shows. E.R. , Grey's body parts, and a bunch of other chick shows.
The we get into reality T.V.
My girlfriend watches this show where this military doctor is banging like 20 women until he finds his "true love". Nice. Who thought up that shit up. Ron Jeremy and the dude from Grey anatomy? If i wanted that i'll watch showtime after 11pm on weekends.
Which brings me to my point. Guys like sports, porno and fighting. Period. (unless your gay. Then we made the Travel Channel for you).
The Red Wings and San Jose game. I case you missed it. A hockey game broke out last night between all the hitting and the body checks. Nabokov - 29 saves. (best nickname for an arena in sports "the shark tank")
Emery shuts down the Devils last night and now Ottowa leads the series 2 to 1
Is any body but me watching hockey?

NBA
The only series remotely entertaining is the Golden State series. The Mavs are done. They already pointing fingers at one another and bitching back a forth. There a bad rotation away from being the Yankee's. And again, Jessica Alba is golden state's #1 fan.

MLB
I am not saying the Cardnials mailed in the game last night, but how could you be expected to play less than 48 hours after one of you teammate died? They should have postponed the game for alteast one more day.
Tim Hudson (atlanta) is on a roll. Looks like the braves are back everyone. The Mets know. They've been swaping 1st place back and forth for the last three weeks. Let me make a few points on Tim Hudson. #1 - He's not that good. He a quality pitcher, does not throw alot of "junk" pitches. Goes late into games. (you listening New York?) Which would you rather have? A pitched who goes 5 innings and throw 100 pitches or one who goes 7-8 innings and throw 110 pitches per start? (I'm Timmmmmyyyyy!!!!!)
Gary Sheffield is back , and he's pissed. An angry, pissed Shef on the tigers is better than any ball player alive. Think his swing was voilent in Altanta, New York, and with the local call girl, just watch him now. He swings at the ball with "very bad intensions". If you missed the highlites of last nights game i am sure you can see them on www.espn.com

NFL
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant. I guess Matt finally "got the ball and scored". (The other obvious joke is "Is it Rosie's?)

Big Shot Rob.
Does it again last night. There is probley a post on espn or www.youtube.com by now.


Dave