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So i am posting on my "lunch". I only have a half an hour so lets get right to it.

PACMAN.
What can you say. Now he is wanted for questioning because on of his associates (crew, gang, moron, call them what you will) shot at a parked car outside (deep breath) a strip club. Again, I am not the smartest man in the world but COME ON! WTF? Your meal ticket need to stay out of trouble and you go and shoot up a car (with someone in it). Pac needs to pull a Ricky Williams and head off to some monistary somewhere and chill out. (Is jail an option? Tank willaims is only serving a 10 game suspension. PAC could go to jail, bulk up, find religion, and stay out of trouble. This will work , trust me.)

Tiger is a Daddy.
I happy for him and his (smokin hot) wife. If he's smart he will teach him golf. You get a 40 plus year career in golf. MLB 10 years, Football 5 years. Makes sence to me.

NBA
I'm not a big hoops guy. Never have been. But with the draft coming up and Durant/Oden as the 1/2 picks respectivally i have to watch a little. Hot rumor this week is that KG is headed to boston. (Bill Simmons must be giddy). What i did watch growing up was Magic/Bird, Jordan/Barkley. That kind of ruined me on hoops because nothing could compare to that era.

MLB
Giambi is going to talk (name names) to George Mitchell this week. 5 bucks says he gets his knees broken with in 10 minutes of finishing. He's in dee[ shit if he starts naming names. Conseco is now a folk hero for writting his book. But Jason is not going to have a leg to stand on if he starts ratting out his fellow players. Something has changed in him. 10 years ago you could see him taking a bullet to the chest before squeeling, Now? I'm afraid he's about to take it up the ass. He may think he is doing MLB a favor but i don't see it.

Chone Figgins racked up 6 hits (6?) Yup. 4 singles one double and the game winning tripple. Holy crap.

Schilling, gave up what? 6 runs in 4 plus innings yesterday. Not a good sign. The yankee's are now only 8 games back. They made up 7 games in close to 21 days. I predicted A-rod would start to slow on may 22nd. He did. For about two minutes. My god is he on a tear, I think i'm actually starting to like him, almost like when he use to play for the Mariners.

Anyone paying attention to Prince Fielder? No? Well he's gonna pass a-rod for the homer lead any day now. (In case your wondering he plays for the Brewers...) What a fun team to keep track of. Loos by 1 win by 150. These guys are having fun and the absolutly crush the ball when the hit it. does not have to be a homer. Every time one of the guys hits the ball smoke come off like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

40 days and counting until the trade deadline. Hot players at the moment..
*Bonds - if (big IF) he is traded is will have to be to an american league team to DH. No way his knee's can take playing 5 days a week. (I'm thinking yankee's, redsox, angles)
*Brad Lidge - I would trade him to the Cardnials so he never, ever, ever, ever, has to pitch to Albert again.......
*Ken Griffey JR. - Quietly having a fantastic year. Not sure if he would accept a trade.

NOW...................
What i really want to know is when the average person got so frickin stupid. Is it just me? Example........
I was riding my mountain bike this weekend when i stopped at a store to get a bottle of water. Got it, went outside and downed it right away. I walked back in the store (with the empty bottle) and asked jokingly "Do you give free refills?" while holding up the empty bottle. The kid freaked.. #1 - he had never been asked the question before. #2 - there was no manager there to ask. #3 - he was ringing out another customer and lost his place. I swear he started having a breakdown, sweatting, studdering, eye's rolling into the back of his head.......
So i left. Rode down to another store and got a bottle of water. I'm sitting on my bike leaning agenst the wall. (note: I'm in FULL GEAR. Helmet, gloves, pads, sunglasses ect...) and this old(er) woman passes me and says (sigh...) "Out for a ride?". With out missing a beat i respond. "As a child i was in a horrific car accident and lost the use of my leggs. Instead of a wheel chair i opted for a mountain bike sergically fused to the base of my spine. Was a radical operation back in the late 80's but is almost common place now. With advances in technology we have replaced the huge battery cabinate with this small compact assembly tucked away in my backpack." The expression on her face was priceless when he finally realized what was going on. (Ask a stupid question, get and unbeleviably complaciated answer that makes no sence). And as i rode awy i was making the errrRRRrrr sound like a battery being used up.
So i rode pack to the trailer where no one was around, got into me swom suite and went to the pool, where no one was around. Laying on a floatty thing in the pool just chilling out i see a woman and her son headed me way to the pool. (she was kinda hot for a trailer park chick). She gets to the pool and what's the 1st thing out of her mouth????
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"You alone?"
I left.......

More tomorrow......
Promise.

Dave