Tueday 05-15-07

NFL
Farve will not be at minicamp to attend his daughter graduation. Since when do graduations last 3 days? This is a mandatory mini camp. I can see the whole family thing taking president but, why not at least go for a day to meet your new offensive players. (Wait, They didn't draft any. No wonder he skipping out.) That and the fact he waiting for some other big mouth to take all the focus off of him. Speaking of T.O.
T.O. says he learned "nothing" from old caoch Bill P. Now, i know the old saying about "if you can;t say anything nice, don't say anything at all" and i think he should keep him mouth shut. (We'll call this the "schilling rule"). Being in the lighting industry we learn to never - EVER - bad mouth anyone, especially after they have left a job because you never know where there going to land next. Same could happen to T.O. What would happen in two or three years when an aging T.O. is looking for his last stand and The Tuna got lured out of retirement to coach, say, TEXAS. Would Parcells take him on? (Hmmmmm, NO!.)
And in other news. Not a word on Vick this week. Looks like Bobby has the whole place on lockdown.

NHL
Buffalo is down 3-0 to Ottawa. Sorry guys. You done.

NBA
Jersey should start making tee times.
Golden state has to win tonight or that's that. IF they do knock one off tonight i'll be accepting reservations for room back on the bandwagon.
Spur's / Pheonix is starting to really heat up. If they keep up like this neither will have anything left for the next round. They should be handing down suspensions this afternoon for last nights altercation. (Which i think is total B/S. Let them play, let um fight, let um bleed.)
Dirk will be getting his MVP award today. (Can you hear the ackward silence?)

MLB
Congrats to Greg Maddux. Throws a 96 pitch, 5 hit, complete game
As opposed to
Dice K. 126 pitch complete game.
Remember Maddux is 14 years older than DK.
Also, Jason Bergmann for the Nats. Had a no hitter into the 8th until it was broken up by a homer. (DOH!)
And to the METS. They screwed Glavine, but still got the win in the 9th (on a walk!)

On a ramdon note.
Has anyone been watching Dancing with the stars?
Laila Ali is smoking hot for a boxer chick. (Can not tell if it's she hot or rich, or both.) I was walking threw the living room last night and my girlfriend had it on the tube. Speaking of smokin hot, check out the chick Apollo (think you spell it like that) is dancing with. Kim Johnson is her name i think. She's 18 and she's DROP DEAD HOT. If i was him i would be trying to tag that every night of the week. They say there "like brother and sister". Ever play "house" with your hot 2nd cousin? (NO? - try it, / YES? Then you know what i'm talking about). He has to be. He's a young kid. Plow it like a blizzard.

More tomorrow.

Dave