RANDON DAY

I have been busy all week and have not had a minute to post. I will be all over the place today.

PARIS KISSES KAHNE
I am so sick of reading about this dumb bitch every time i click on the net or watch the news. Now there was a story on yahoo sports saying she was seen kissing Kasey Kahne. (cheek kiss and she also said he's hot). Can we use Paris as a f-ing speed bump? I am so sick of seeing here even the old porn takes are no longer interesting.

ALL I WANT THIS WEEKEND IS A HOME RUN
By Barry and A-rod. all this breaking into games to watch them hit is killing me. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion the way these guys are hitting. Conbined for there last 20 or so at bats there hitting something like .125. ZERO HOME RUNS! I just wish who ever is on the mound wants to be the answer to a trivia question. Toss the the balls underhand and lets get this over with.

A-ROD HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
During there 16-4 schilacking of the white socks. Ozzy got tossed, rocket lasted what an inning and a 3rd? Balls were flying out of the park and A-rod could not join the fun.
HOW MANY TIMES DID HE HEAR THIS AS HE CAME TO BAT?
"Your turn A-ROD!"
REJECTED !

CULPEPPER SINGS WITH THE RAIDERS
He's 30. In the league for 8 years (so he's washed up) 6ft 4in 265lb. You get him arrested and he's the perfect fit for the Raiders.

GAGNE TO THE SOX
Smart on his part. Sox are a contenter this year, This is the best chance of him going deep in the playoffs. Good protection for Paps as the closer. And it may give the Japanese guy a rest.
Dye to the redsox would have closed the deal and you could have almost handed the Sox the WS championship baring a titanic meltdown.

Atlanta. THE winner of the trade deadline. The gave Bobby Cox a "Win right now" Team. Pensil in Atlanta deep into September.

Yankee's - Got squat. They traded Proctor (mid 90 fast ball and a work horse) for Wilson Betemit (who?). 26yr old infielder who can play 2nd, short and 3rd but is inconstant at all three.

Padre's -
got and outfielder (Mackowaik) 3rd baseman (Ensberg) and bull pen help (Ledezma). This should be enough to get them back on track, but judging by the "fight" they had the other day i am not sure.

Other than that, Nothing. the deadline came and went and the only two teams that made any kind of sifnigant noise were the sox and braves. Vages has 10-1 and 16-1 odds of both teams making it to the series. (can we parlay that?)

BOSTON, BOSTON, BOSTON
Please come to Boston for the spring, she said NO, You come home to me.
Over the last week it almost seams like home coming. I was wriong about the Celtics singing Allen. Allen and Paul Peirce and no good together, BUT, Throw KG in the mox and you have a perfect "BIG 3". Baring injuries, I expect them to make it deep into the playoff series. This is also your "Win Now" team situation. These guys will only stay together for about 3-4 years tops. KG will be 34-35 and at the end of his career, Peirce will be hitting 32 or so and starting to tail. Allen will be 35-36 and still active for a point guard but his defence will be half of what it once was. If boston does not have, or at least appeared in a championship series this will not have been worth it.
(Now someone please tell the Briuns to follow suite?)

CFB, Collage football
I know the coaches pole should be out any time now. I would guess USC should be at the top of the heap, but........
I would like to throw in LSU and Rutgers (yes Rutgers.)
LSU because it is there 1st "real" seson back.
Rutgers, yup. After last years run he should have a solid freshman class.
My other must-watch team is Boise State. After last years bowl game, no one will ever forget that team or team name.

Michelle Pfeiffer
Is back and sexier than ever. I say the previews for stardust and she looks HHHhhhhhOOOOOoooooTTTTTTttttttt..........
In the words of Homer Simpson. Hmmmmm... Pfei-ffer.....
I love this chick. Something about her that gets me.
And now at 48 (I think) she is still one of the hottest chick in Hollywood.

Which brings me to....
I am soo glad i am growing up in the age where age is getting expanded. Lemme explain....
70 is the new 50, 60 is the new 40, 50 is the new 30, 40 is the new 20, ect, ect.
Being 36 (and still looking good) I could not be happier.

Gotta run.

More monday. (maybe)

DJD