Nothing but Nascar

NASCAR
With my computer at home in the shitter and having to post at lunch not sure how i am going to work this but today is nothing but NASCAR.

Jeff Gordon
F'd me big time. Maybe i will change my view in a day or so but for right now i should just bend over, spread my checks and lube up. I had him this week in my pool. TWO LAMPS TO GO AND HE SPINS OUT AND FINISHED 9TH. WTF!? Good thing the TV i was watching at the time was not mine. MF'er cost me 42 points in the long run. Ya, he finished in the top 10 but he could have scored the first 200 point race of the season. Pissed was not the word. (I quit smoking this weekend on Friday, Made it all the way until Sunday at 5:45pm. Gordon spins, Smoke wins, Dave gets pissed, runs to the store buys a pack of smokes for 6 bucks. I need to quit gambling, And smoking, AGAIN.) My F'ing ass is still sore this morning.

Smoke keeps Rolling
(I love that line.)
3rd win in 4 races. If anyone had momentum on there side rolling into the chase it's Smoke. If he loosed 15lb's he could have shaved .003 seconds off his time. I the last 4 weeks Tony has done nothing but shut his mouth and drive (good choice.) Not sure if Mr. Gibbs said anything to him or not but all of his and Zippy's interview have been yes and no answers.

Speaking of shutting his mouth
Dale (from what i have read) did not say much after the DNF for the blown engine. Tony JR. on the other hand may have opened his mouth alittle too wide. I saw the post race interview on ESPN and Tony said something like "If we make the chase, We make the chase. If we don't, We don't. (pretty sure that's about his exact wording of the situation.) I know Tony's gonna be out of a job and all at the end of the year and all but come on......
Have we given up? Your only 13th in the points. It's not an insurmountable defecate to make up.
Can we get off the pity pot and put your foot to the floor and maybe start you interview process for your job next year?
Enough of that.
Let's get on to the fun parts of the race.

NASCAR.COM's HEADLINE WAS......................
Montoya and Harvick almost come to blows.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That was a half a bitch fight, AT BEST. Neither took of there helmet, Hans, or Gloves. I watched the "fight" or altercation if you will, and they were three open hand shots way from being call Juanitta and Kirstie.
They did not remove there helmets. almost none of these guys are perty to begin with but WTF. Kevins the biggest pussy this side of the mississippi (his wife got custody of his balls on there wedding day) no way he was throwing his helmet off. Juan, on the other hand, atleast he pushed Kevin a tad. I thought that he had gotten the better of the "fight" until i saw hos post race interview. What was he wearing on his face? Did he borrow a pair of sunglasses from Paris Hilton? If some of the other drivers like this kid the'll take him to the NASCAR store and buy him a real pair of shades. Holy Crap, Looked like he had stepped out of a fucking fashion mag. Then he went on a Paris Hilton rampage. Here is a couple of quotes.
"I no like what he said to me"
"He was no nice in hes words to me"
"I respect him no more."
He sound like SLEPPY GONZOLES.
"see serior~ Da cheese, She s in da fridge." Zzzzzzzz.......

(I't's almost 1 o'clack. I gotta wrap this up)

MY LAST SU?GGESTION TO NASCAR.
Fill the infield with water on the road courses, or atleast mud.
Like when Denny Or Carl went into the grass, would that have been sooo much better if it had been water and mudd instead or grass and gravel?

(and a side bar. On the road races can we get Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan from the UFC to announce those? Those of you who watch the UFC will get the joke. Those who did not, tune into spike tv thursday night after 10pm.)

More tomorrow.

DJD