I just ran threw an artical that has me wanting to hang myself.
(punchline/reality check comes at the end)
Brook Shields. Remember her in the blue lagoon, hot, young, naked 90% of the time.
Nickole Kidman, We'll forget the Tom Cruise years. Remember the hot young Aussie, firey red hair, smooth pail body, ass you could stare at for hours....
Michelle Pfeiffer - Remember Catwoman? The fabulous Bakey boys? Age of innocence? Scarface? Hmmmmmm............................
Cindi Crawford - Remember (what, I need a minute alone for this one).............. This "mole" that made moles sexy, leggs that went on forever, long brown hair, The pepsi commercial. "Man, that's one good looking can."
THERE
ALL
OVER
40
NOW.
When did this shit happen? Seriously? Why was i not informed? Sheild (42) Crawford (41) Kidman (42) Pfeiffer (48!) 48! OH-MY-GOD!
And if that's not bad enought they listed the one;s who will be 40 this year.
Julia Roberts (just had 3rd child)
Pamala Anderson (see the new cell commercail where they put her in the old swimsuit?)
This sucks! What do i do now? Do we pick out new hotties? If sio do we not have an age limit? Like "no more than 15 years your jounior?" What if you only 30? Is 15 a crime if it's a tv or film star?
Like when Maria Sarapovia (the new hot russia tennis chick) was "only 16". we use to walk around saying " in two years she's gonna be the hottest chick on the planet". Well she was already the hottest chick on the planet but there was one problem.........
SHE WAS NOT LEGAL TO BANG!.
One day after she turned 18 ESPN.COM put her #1 on the sexiest females pole. One day changed her life that much?
I'm depress and confused now.
This sucks. I need a nap.....
DJD
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
LUNCH
Is the only time i will be able to post depending upon my work load. Alot running threw my brain today so lets get going.....
NFL...
Brady Quinn looses shoe throwing out 1st pitch at an Indians game. (Did you see he was wearing brown socks? Fashion nightmare, nothing goes with brown, but brown....)
CWS
How can anyone not be rooting for(or jumping on there bandwagon) UC Irving? Who played (and won) there 2nd extra inning game last night to avoid ellimination. Only saw the highlites but what a game. (Is this on espn2 or something?)
CFB
I know i am a day late on the one but, my condolences to the Hoeppner family and the Indiana State football family. He was 59 (makes ya think....)
NBA
I don't care. Hoops is done until october.......
MLB......
Could not wait for this one.
Hot player: Mark Teixeira (texas) to the Yankees for Phillip Hughes (pitcher). The trade makes perfect sence. The Yanks need a young(er) 1st baseman more than they need a pitcher(right now). If they are going to make a run at the playoffs the need Teixeira. He's a gold glove 1st baseman and good for 25-30 homers a year not to mention a 300 hitter (in a good year .280 in a bad year). He'll only have 1 year left on his contract come the end of the season and that will oly be $13m a year. (chump change for Georgie..) He's 27yrs old, in the biggs for 5 years now. Hughes is a month shy of 21. Send him to texas and let him pitch there for a year or two then buy him back!
O's want Girardi. (no shit, who doesn't.)
But i do not see it happening. Joe turned down the cubs job last year. Closer to home, more talent, more money to spend than the O's. Why would he take to O's job? Ther roster has zero power hitters (and yes, Miggie is no longer a power hitter), no pitching, 2nd worst fielding percentage in the league and fewest runs scored this season. There is not "upside" for him to take the job.
Watched some of the Redsox game last night. Coco Crisp not only has the best name in baseball but has become the best center fielder in baseball (sorry torri Hunter). The kid is a human highlite reel each week. UN-frickin-beleviable some of the plays i am seeing on baseball tonight, and he's on there every night........
And the best pitcher in baseball.....
Belongs to Johan Santana. 9ip 2h 0BB 1K
And he hit a smokin double down the line.
This was a hard choice because Josh Beckett was also on his a game last night and most of the season.
Ozzie Guillen " a joke"
Is what he called his teams play. OZ has never held anything back, but this one may bit him back. Ozzie runs on thin ice on a weekly basis, compound this with the teams not-so-good streak and top it with an "idiot" comment and you have the mixings of a disaster. Good luck Ozzie, your gonna need it.
Elijah Dukes (tampa bay) has become the Pacman Jones of the MBL.
Breif summery for those of you not paying attention.
Talked about the value of crack cocaine in the hood,
Called his mother a crack whore,
Denied calling him mom a crack whore,
Asked a radio host "When did i get in trouble for domestic violence?"
And finally...
Knocked up a 17 year old foster child at his moms house....
When asked if he needed help responded.. I need guidence, Yeah, guidence.. I went to jail for breaking a remote.
Milton Bradley and Gary Sheffield have nothing on this guy.....
He's one good base hit away from being Darrell Strawbury.
Gotta run.....
DJD
NFL...
Brady Quinn looses shoe throwing out 1st pitch at an Indians game. (Did you see he was wearing brown socks? Fashion nightmare, nothing goes with brown, but brown....)
CWS
How can anyone not be rooting for(or jumping on there bandwagon) UC Irving? Who played (and won) there 2nd extra inning game last night to avoid ellimination. Only saw the highlites but what a game. (Is this on espn2 or something?)
CFB
I know i am a day late on the one but, my condolences to the Hoeppner family and the Indiana State football family. He was 59 (makes ya think....)
NBA
I don't care. Hoops is done until october.......
MLB......
Could not wait for this one.
Hot player: Mark Teixeira (texas) to the Yankees for Phillip Hughes (pitcher). The trade makes perfect sence. The Yanks need a young(er) 1st baseman more than they need a pitcher(right now). If they are going to make a run at the playoffs the need Teixeira. He's a gold glove 1st baseman and good for 25-30 homers a year not to mention a 300 hitter (in a good year .280 in a bad year). He'll only have 1 year left on his contract come the end of the season and that will oly be $13m a year. (chump change for Georgie..) He's 27yrs old, in the biggs for 5 years now. Hughes is a month shy of 21. Send him to texas and let him pitch there for a year or two then buy him back!
O's want Girardi. (no shit, who doesn't.)
But i do not see it happening. Joe turned down the cubs job last year. Closer to home, more talent, more money to spend than the O's. Why would he take to O's job? Ther roster has zero power hitters (and yes, Miggie is no longer a power hitter), no pitching, 2nd worst fielding percentage in the league and fewest runs scored this season. There is not "upside" for him to take the job.
Watched some of the Redsox game last night. Coco Crisp not only has the best name in baseball but has become the best center fielder in baseball (sorry torri Hunter). The kid is a human highlite reel each week. UN-frickin-beleviable some of the plays i am seeing on baseball tonight, and he's on there every night........
And the best pitcher in baseball.....
Belongs to Johan Santana. 9ip 2h 0BB 1K
And he hit a smokin double down the line.
This was a hard choice because Josh Beckett was also on his a game last night and most of the season.
Ozzie Guillen " a joke"
Is what he called his teams play. OZ has never held anything back, but this one may bit him back. Ozzie runs on thin ice on a weekly basis, compound this with the teams not-so-good streak and top it with an "idiot" comment and you have the mixings of a disaster. Good luck Ozzie, your gonna need it.
Elijah Dukes (tampa bay) has become the Pacman Jones of the MBL.
Breif summery for those of you not paying attention.
Talked about the value of crack cocaine in the hood,
Called his mother a crack whore,
Denied calling him mom a crack whore,
Asked a radio host "When did i get in trouble for domestic violence?"
And finally...
Knocked up a 17 year old foster child at his moms house....
When asked if he needed help responded.. I need guidence, Yeah, guidence.. I went to jail for breaking a remote.
Milton Bradley and Gary Sheffield have nothing on this guy.....
He's one good base hit away from being Darrell Strawbury.
Gotta run.....
DJD
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
LAPTOP IS DOWN
So i am posting on my "lunch". I only have a half an hour so lets get right to it.
PACMAN.
What can you say. Now he is wanted for questioning because on of his associates (crew, gang, moron, call them what you will) shot at a parked car outside (deep breath) a strip club. Again, I am not the smartest man in the world but COME ON! WTF? Your meal ticket need to stay out of trouble and you go and shoot up a car (with someone in it). Pac needs to pull a Ricky Williams and head off to some monistary somewhere and chill out. (Is jail an option? Tank willaims is only serving a 10 game suspension. PAC could go to jail, bulk up, find religion, and stay out of trouble. This will work , trust me.)
Tiger is a Daddy.
I happy for him and his (smokin hot) wife. If he's smart he will teach him golf. You get a 40 plus year career in golf. MLB 10 years, Football 5 years. Makes sence to me.
NBA
I'm not a big hoops guy. Never have been. But with the draft coming up and Durant/Oden as the 1/2 picks respectivally i have to watch a little. Hot rumor this week is that KG is headed to boston. (Bill Simmons must be giddy). What i did watch growing up was Magic/Bird, Jordan/Barkley. That kind of ruined me on hoops because nothing could compare to that era.
MLB
Giambi is going to talk (name names) to George Mitchell this week. 5 bucks says he gets his knees broken with in 10 minutes of finishing. He's in dee[ shit if he starts naming names. Conseco is now a folk hero for writting his book. But Jason is not going to have a leg to stand on if he starts ratting out his fellow players. Something has changed in him. 10 years ago you could see him taking a bullet to the chest before squeeling, Now? I'm afraid he's about to take it up the ass. He may think he is doing MLB a favor but i don't see it.
Chone Figgins racked up 6 hits (6?) Yup. 4 singles one double and the game winning tripple. Holy crap.
Schilling, gave up what? 6 runs in 4 plus innings yesterday. Not a good sign. The yankee's are now only 8 games back. They made up 7 games in close to 21 days. I predicted A-rod would start to slow on may 22nd. He did. For about two minutes. My god is he on a tear, I think i'm actually starting to like him, almost like when he use to play for the Mariners.
Anyone paying attention to Prince Fielder? No? Well he's gonna pass a-rod for the homer lead any day now. (In case your wondering he plays for the Brewers...) What a fun team to keep track of. Loos by 1 win by 150. These guys are having fun and the absolutly crush the ball when the hit it. does not have to be a homer. Every time one of the guys hits the ball smoke come off like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
40 days and counting until the trade deadline. Hot players at the moment..
*Bonds - if (big IF) he is traded is will have to be to an american league team to DH. No way his knee's can take playing 5 days a week. (I'm thinking yankee's, redsox, angles)
*Brad Lidge - I would trade him to the Cardnials so he never, ever, ever, ever, has to pitch to Albert again.......
*Ken Griffey JR. - Quietly having a fantastic year. Not sure if he would accept a trade.
NOW...................
What i really want to know is when the average person got so frickin stupid. Is it just me? Example........
I was riding my mountain bike this weekend when i stopped at a store to get a bottle of water. Got it, went outside and downed it right away. I walked back in the store (with the empty bottle) and asked jokingly "Do you give free refills?" while holding up the empty bottle. The kid freaked.. #1 - he had never been asked the question before. #2 - there was no manager there to ask. #3 - he was ringing out another customer and lost his place. I swear he started having a breakdown, sweatting, studdering, eye's rolling into the back of his head.......
So i left. Rode down to another store and got a bottle of water. I'm sitting on my bike leaning agenst the wall. (note: I'm in FULL GEAR. Helmet, gloves, pads, sunglasses ect...) and this old(er) woman passes me and says (sigh...) "Out for a ride?". With out missing a beat i respond. "As a child i was in a horrific car accident and lost the use of my leggs. Instead of a wheel chair i opted for a mountain bike sergically fused to the base of my spine. Was a radical operation back in the late 80's but is almost common place now. With advances in technology we have replaced the huge battery cabinate with this small compact assembly tucked away in my backpack." The expression on her face was priceless when he finally realized what was going on. (Ask a stupid question, get and unbeleviably complaciated answer that makes no sence). And as i rode awy i was making the errrRRRrrr sound like a battery being used up.
So i rode pack to the trailer where no one was around, got into me swom suite and went to the pool, where no one was around. Laying on a floatty thing in the pool just chilling out i see a woman and her son headed me way to the pool. (she was kinda hot for a trailer park chick). She gets to the pool and what's the 1st thing out of her mouth????
>
>
>
>
Ready???
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
"You alone?"
I left.......
More tomorrow......
Promise.
Dave
PACMAN.
What can you say. Now he is wanted for questioning because on of his associates (crew, gang, moron, call them what you will) shot at a parked car outside (deep breath) a strip club. Again, I am not the smartest man in the world but COME ON! WTF? Your meal ticket need to stay out of trouble and you go and shoot up a car (with someone in it). Pac needs to pull a Ricky Williams and head off to some monistary somewhere and chill out. (Is jail an option? Tank willaims is only serving a 10 game suspension. PAC could go to jail, bulk up, find religion, and stay out of trouble. This will work , trust me.)
Tiger is a Daddy.
I happy for him and his (smokin hot) wife. If he's smart he will teach him golf. You get a 40 plus year career in golf. MLB 10 years, Football 5 years. Makes sence to me.
NBA
I'm not a big hoops guy. Never have been. But with the draft coming up and Durant/Oden as the 1/2 picks respectivally i have to watch a little. Hot rumor this week is that KG is headed to boston. (Bill Simmons must be giddy). What i did watch growing up was Magic/Bird, Jordan/Barkley. That kind of ruined me on hoops because nothing could compare to that era.
MLB
Giambi is going to talk (name names) to George Mitchell this week. 5 bucks says he gets his knees broken with in 10 minutes of finishing. He's in dee[ shit if he starts naming names. Conseco is now a folk hero for writting his book. But Jason is not going to have a leg to stand on if he starts ratting out his fellow players. Something has changed in him. 10 years ago you could see him taking a bullet to the chest before squeeling, Now? I'm afraid he's about to take it up the ass. He may think he is doing MLB a favor but i don't see it.
Chone Figgins racked up 6 hits (6?) Yup. 4 singles one double and the game winning tripple. Holy crap.
Schilling, gave up what? 6 runs in 4 plus innings yesterday. Not a good sign. The yankee's are now only 8 games back. They made up 7 games in close to 21 days. I predicted A-rod would start to slow on may 22nd. He did. For about two minutes. My god is he on a tear, I think i'm actually starting to like him, almost like when he use to play for the Mariners.
Anyone paying attention to Prince Fielder? No? Well he's gonna pass a-rod for the homer lead any day now. (In case your wondering he plays for the Brewers...) What a fun team to keep track of. Loos by 1 win by 150. These guys are having fun and the absolutly crush the ball when the hit it. does not have to be a homer. Every time one of the guys hits the ball smoke come off like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
40 days and counting until the trade deadline. Hot players at the moment..
*Bonds - if (big IF) he is traded is will have to be to an american league team to DH. No way his knee's can take playing 5 days a week. (I'm thinking yankee's, redsox, angles)
*Brad Lidge - I would trade him to the Cardnials so he never, ever, ever, ever, has to pitch to Albert again.......
*Ken Griffey JR. - Quietly having a fantastic year. Not sure if he would accept a trade.
NOW...................
What i really want to know is when the average person got so frickin stupid. Is it just me? Example........
I was riding my mountain bike this weekend when i stopped at a store to get a bottle of water. Got it, went outside and downed it right away. I walked back in the store (with the empty bottle) and asked jokingly "Do you give free refills?" while holding up the empty bottle. The kid freaked.. #1 - he had never been asked the question before. #2 - there was no manager there to ask. #3 - he was ringing out another customer and lost his place. I swear he started having a breakdown, sweatting, studdering, eye's rolling into the back of his head.......
So i left. Rode down to another store and got a bottle of water. I'm sitting on my bike leaning agenst the wall. (note: I'm in FULL GEAR. Helmet, gloves, pads, sunglasses ect...) and this old(er) woman passes me and says (sigh...) "Out for a ride?". With out missing a beat i respond. "As a child i was in a horrific car accident and lost the use of my leggs. Instead of a wheel chair i opted for a mountain bike sergically fused to the base of my spine. Was a radical operation back in the late 80's but is almost common place now. With advances in technology we have replaced the huge battery cabinate with this small compact assembly tucked away in my backpack." The expression on her face was priceless when he finally realized what was going on. (Ask a stupid question, get and unbeleviably complaciated answer that makes no sence). And as i rode awy i was making the errrRRRrrr sound like a battery being used up.
So i rode pack to the trailer where no one was around, got into me swom suite and went to the pool, where no one was around. Laying on a floatty thing in the pool just chilling out i see a woman and her son headed me way to the pool. (she was kinda hot for a trailer park chick). She gets to the pool and what's the 1st thing out of her mouth????
>
>
>
>
Ready???
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
"You alone?"
I left.......
More tomorrow......
Promise.
Dave
Friday, June 01, 2007
Been a while
Sorry,
Been a while since i posted.
Here are my thoughts.
MLB
A-rod is at the forefront of a couple of things. 1st "The blonde". He was not cought with a stripper. I doubt he got to Toranto very much and you need a tour guide. Why not a hot blonde with big hooters? According to everything i read today his wife looks o.k. with it. (and for those of you who do not know his wife is super hot).
"The call". There is no doubt when he rounded 3rd agenst the blue jays he said something. Why not? This is baseball, and NO, it's not bushleague either. everyone is getting so upset the minute things go wrong that everything is under the microscope. Back in the day when Nolan Ryan was pitching they use to scream at one another rounding the bases. Ryan was know to yell out the pitch he was going to throw them before he even pitched. Spiking the 2nd baseban was an everyday occurance. Lenny Dykstrya was know for playing with broke fingers, grabbing the 1st basemas crotch (true story) and spitting on the 2nd and shortstop players shoes as he was rounding the bases. A-rod yelling YA! or I GOT IT! should be treated like MLB is treating Bonds. Ignor it.
Redsox / Yankee's this weekend. Break out the boxing gloves. This is the yankee's best chance to make up ground in the next month. Look for them to pull every bag of tricks out of the bag.
Giant trade Benitez to florida. Who saw that coming? (i did) After his off field antics and them blowing another game he was done in SF. He still gas gas in his pitches and should flurinh enough in FLA to catch on with another team but ,truthfully, look for him on Pro's vbs Joe's in two years.
Mets win, AGAIN! Is there any doubt the the Mats are the class of the division right now? No, Even with Beltran hurt they still have, arguably, THE most potent line up (with a pitcher batting) in the league. Tommy is pitching as good as ever, Carlos is starting to hit his mid-season stride. john Maine looks un-fricking-beleive-able. Right now they could pull Ron Darling AND Keith Hernandez out of the anounces booth and still win at least 100 games. And the Ace of the staff (ready for the shocker.............) Oliver Perez is looking like a very dominate left handed pitcher. (Oliver who?, someone test that boy...)
NFL
Vick is D-O-N-E.
Inversigators now have enough evidence to charge him. New haircut and threads will not help him at all. It's time for the falcon to lo0k for another starting QB who is half way descent. (Wait, Matt Schaud was there back-up, now he the texan's starter. Is David Carr still looking for a job?) Has there been any Jeff George siting in Altanta this week? What's Kerry Colins doing these days? Wait, I got it. Someone call Joe Theisman......
NBA
(I'll get to Lebron in a minute.)
Bill Donovan Leave florida state for the magic and an extra 1.5 million a year. Now i'll all for making a buck but, WTF was he thinking?
Plus side of coaching in collage.
- coach kids who WANT to learn the fundementals of the game and actually give a crap about playing. Hustle on every play. Dive for loose balls. Go into the crowd for loose balls. Put there body on the line to win A game. Listen to what your saying.
Negitives about coaching in collage.
- 1-3 year turn over depending upon talent level............... yup, that's it.
Plus side of coaching in the pro's
- (thinking) ...... ,.,.,.,. .......... [][][][][][ ............ [][][][][][][ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................... Sorry, can not think of 1 single reason.
NEGITIVES about the pro's
Plys hard for the last three minuts fo the game, Gun toating thughs who only worry about receiving a paycheck (this included everyone), Multi year contracts for 1 year players, "guarantted money", salary cap, Ukraine players who speak no english and need an interpertor on the sidelines, ect, ect, ect...............
One the brite side.......
Lerbron absoutly took over last nights game. Holy crap! Where was this the last 62 games? (He mailed in almost the whole season). Almost jordanesk... Except, (when i use to like basketball) Jordan did this almost everynight.
Nascar.
I have Greg Biffle in my pool this week. Pray for me please.
More monday. (PROMISE)
Dave
Been a while since i posted.
Here are my thoughts.
MLB
A-rod is at the forefront of a couple of things. 1st "The blonde". He was not cought with a stripper. I doubt he got to Toranto very much and you need a tour guide. Why not a hot blonde with big hooters? According to everything i read today his wife looks o.k. with it. (and for those of you who do not know his wife is super hot).
"The call". There is no doubt when he rounded 3rd agenst the blue jays he said something. Why not? This is baseball, and NO, it's not bushleague either. everyone is getting so upset the minute things go wrong that everything is under the microscope. Back in the day when Nolan Ryan was pitching they use to scream at one another rounding the bases. Ryan was know to yell out the pitch he was going to throw them before he even pitched. Spiking the 2nd baseban was an everyday occurance. Lenny Dykstrya was know for playing with broke fingers, grabbing the 1st basemas crotch (true story) and spitting on the 2nd and shortstop players shoes as he was rounding the bases. A-rod yelling YA! or I GOT IT! should be treated like MLB is treating Bonds. Ignor it.
Redsox / Yankee's this weekend. Break out the boxing gloves. This is the yankee's best chance to make up ground in the next month. Look for them to pull every bag of tricks out of the bag.
Giant trade Benitez to florida. Who saw that coming? (i did) After his off field antics and them blowing another game he was done in SF. He still gas gas in his pitches and should flurinh enough in FLA to catch on with another team but ,truthfully, look for him on Pro's vbs Joe's in two years.
Mets win, AGAIN! Is there any doubt the the Mats are the class of the division right now? No, Even with Beltran hurt they still have, arguably, THE most potent line up (with a pitcher batting) in the league. Tommy is pitching as good as ever, Carlos is starting to hit his mid-season stride. john Maine looks un-fricking-beleive-able. Right now they could pull Ron Darling AND Keith Hernandez out of the anounces booth and still win at least 100 games. And the Ace of the staff (ready for the shocker.............) Oliver Perez is looking like a very dominate left handed pitcher. (Oliver who?, someone test that boy...)
NFL
Vick is D-O-N-E.
Inversigators now have enough evidence to charge him. New haircut and threads will not help him at all. It's time for the falcon to lo0k for another starting QB who is half way descent. (Wait, Matt Schaud was there back-up, now he the texan's starter. Is David Carr still looking for a job?) Has there been any Jeff George siting in Altanta this week? What's Kerry Colins doing these days? Wait, I got it. Someone call Joe Theisman......
NBA
(I'll get to Lebron in a minute.)
Bill Donovan Leave florida state for the magic and an extra 1.5 million a year. Now i'll all for making a buck but, WTF was he thinking?
Plus side of coaching in collage.
- coach kids who WANT to learn the fundementals of the game and actually give a crap about playing. Hustle on every play. Dive for loose balls. Go into the crowd for loose balls. Put there body on the line to win A game. Listen to what your saying.
Negitives about coaching in collage.
- 1-3 year turn over depending upon talent level............... yup, that's it.
Plus side of coaching in the pro's
- (thinking) ...... ,.,.,.,. .......... [][][][][][ ............ [][][][][][][ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................... Sorry, can not think of 1 single reason.
NEGITIVES about the pro's
Plys hard for the last three minuts fo the game, Gun toating thughs who only worry about receiving a paycheck (this included everyone), Multi year contracts for 1 year players, "guarantted money", salary cap, Ukraine players who speak no english and need an interpertor on the sidelines, ect, ect, ect...............
One the brite side.......
Lerbron absoutly took over last nights game. Holy crap! Where was this the last 62 games? (He mailed in almost the whole season). Almost jordanesk... Except, (when i use to like basketball) Jordan did this almost everynight.
Nascar.
I have Greg Biffle in my pool this week. Pray for me please.
More monday. (PROMISE)
Dave
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