I'm depressed

I just ran threw an artical that has me wanting to hang myself.
(punchline/reality check comes at the end)
Brook Shields. Remember her in the blue lagoon, hot, young, naked 90% of the time.
Nickole Kidman, We'll forget the Tom Cruise years. Remember the hot young Aussie, firey red hair, smooth pail body, ass you could stare at for hours....
Michelle Pfeiffer - Remember Catwoman? The fabulous Bakey boys? Age of innocence? Scarface? Hmmmmmm............................
Cindi Crawford - Remember (what, I need a minute alone for this one).............. This "mole" that made moles sexy, leggs that went on forever, long brown hair, The pepsi commercial. "Man, that's one good looking can."

THERE
ALL
OVER
40
NOW.

When did this shit happen? Seriously? Why was i not informed? Sheild (42) Crawford (41) Kidman (42) Pfeiffer (48!) 48! OH-MY-GOD!
And if that's not bad enought they listed the one;s who will be 40 this year.
Julia Roberts (just had 3rd child)
Pamala Anderson (see the new cell commercail where they put her in the old swimsuit?)
This sucks! What do i do now? Do we pick out new hotties? If sio do we not have an age limit? Like "no more than 15 years your jounior?" What if you only 30? Is 15 a crime if it's a tv or film star?
Like when Maria Sarapovia (the new hot russia tennis chick) was "only 16". we use to walk around saying " in two years she's gonna be the hottest chick on the planet". Well she was already the hottest chick on the planet but there was one problem.........
SHE WAS NOT LEGAL TO BANG!.
One day after she turned 18 ESPN.COM put her #1 on the sexiest females pole. One day changed her life that much?
I'm depress and confused now.
This sucks. I need a nap.....


DJD